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Mike Sutton
Dr Mike Sutton is the author of 'Nullius in Verba: Darwin's greatest secret'.
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DONKEYS IN THE MIST: Frozen Donkey Darwinist Documentary Evidence

May 11, 2015 2:18 am

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What if You are Right and They are Wrong?

On release of my book Nullius in Verba: Darwin's greatest secret last summer, a small herd of amazingly well camouflaged - alive yet frozen - donkey Darwinists were found online on the so-called‎ Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science.

Bob Butler - CEO of Thinker Media - engaged impressively in a Gonzo-science documentation of their incredible petrified faith.

Real scientists and other true skeptics are currently working to find a cure for Frozen Donkey Syndrome.

You can find out the origins of the Frozen Donkey Hypothesis here.

And more about George Beccaloni - Curator of the Wallace Collection - here.

Comments about Butler's amazing and amusing encounter with the frozen donkeys can be shared and discussed on The Patrick Matthew Project.

Advice on what to do if you encounter a frozen donkey


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Their Immaculate Conception. An oil painting by the artist Gabriel Woods

If you would like to help a Frozen Donkey Darwinist you could do worse than to raise money so they can live out their days in a nice little sanctuary - perhaps inside a museum - where they will be protected from new discoveries that confuse and upset them by overturning their old comfortable 'knowledge beliefs'.

Frozen donkeys are an endangered species. if you encounter one please do not torment it with facts as that might prove fatal to the overall survival of this fascinating life form.

Alternatively, if, like me, you wish to reduce the incidence of frozen donkey's in the scholarly population then you should dose them politely at every opportunity with veracity.

It is currently International Open Season on frozen donkeys and, despite their endearing defensive braying to the contrary, no licence is required to tackle and treat them on the internet and elsewhere in academia.

Various websites carry copious and free supplies of independently verifiable veracity. My personal favorites are two of my own: and

Adopt a Darwinist. These endearing and endangered creatures need your veracious love and care to overcome the trauma of the New Data reported in the book that re-wrote the history of the discovery of the theory of natural selection.

Read why biased Darwinists, named for Charles Darwin, are unsurprisingly found-out by their poor scholarship, to be unfit to tell the veracious story of the discovery of natural selection. Here.


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